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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ Well, I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-lahhh ♪
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Come on, Alex, I need
to talk to you about this.
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Forget it, Jennifer, I don't
want to discuss it with you.
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Alex, you're my older brother.
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I look to you for guidance.
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All right. What do
you want to know?
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Who do you like in today's
game, Notre Dame or USC?
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Well, I'd have to go with USC.
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I don't know, USC is
favored by two and a half.
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I think I'd better go
with Notre Dame.
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Jennifer, you always ask me
what team I'd pick and then you go
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and bet the other side.
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I know. It works every time.
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What are you doing here, Mom?
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Nothing, Mallory.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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Bean sprouts in the stuffing.
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What are you guys,
the vegetable patrol?
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Mom, this is Thanksgiving,
not Chinese New Year!
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I just want to try something
a little different this year.
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This is a traditional
American holiday.
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How is Jennifer supposed to
know what Thanksgiving's all about
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if you insist on
serving foreign food?
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I know what Thanksgiving's
all about, Alex.
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It's when the Indians and
the Pilgrims ate together
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and the Indians got
stuck with the check.
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That's not how it
happened at all, Jennifer!
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You have to understand that
civilization marches forward
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and it marches
better on paved roads.
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The Indians had
the land first, Alex.
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Yeah, but they weren't using it.
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They were just roaming
around, cooking outdoors,
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wearing beads, living in tents
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just like Mom and Dad used to.
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Alex, the fact is we stole
that land from the Indians.
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What do you want us to
do now, Mom, give it back?
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Yeah, starting with your room.
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Ah, look at these, Elyse!
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I found them in the attic.
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I figure we can use
some of them today.
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This is so embarrassing!
I can't believe you two
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are gonna go out
there and make fools
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of yourselves this afternoon!
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We're going out to demonstrate
against nuclear arms.
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There's nothing
foolish about that.
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I don't think this
is very useful now.
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It wasn't that useful then.
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McGovern, Muskie, McCarthy.
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You guys really knew how to
pick the winners, didn't you?
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Maybe that's where
you get it from, Alex.
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Aren't you going
to feel ridiculous?
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You're going to be the
oldest ones by 50 years.
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That's okay, Mallory. They can
take our pulse every half hour.
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It's a shame you
kids don't realize
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the importance of this issue.
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Now, we're not talking about
repainting the fire hydrants.
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We're talking about
the future of mankind.
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The question you kids should
be asking is why we continue to
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make hydrogen bombs when
we already have enough to kill
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the Russians 40 times over!
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Don't be so melodramatic, Mom.
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From the beginning of
time there's been weapons.
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And there's always been a
fringe element who've overreacted.
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I mean, I'm sure that even
in the early days there were
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"bleeding heart" cavemen
running around with signs that said:
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"Make love not clubs."
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Alex, are you actually in
favor of nuclear weapons?
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I'm in favor of us having
them, not using them.
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Why do we have them if
we're not going to use them?
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That's a dumb
question, Jennifer.
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It's called a deterrent force.
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Do both sides have
a "detergent" force?
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Deterrent force, Jennifer.
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It means that the more weapons
both sides have the less chance
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that either side will
have to use them.
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Why can't both sides
just have no bombs?
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It's too late. We
already paid for 'em.
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Well, your father and I
don't think it's too late.
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Neither do a lot
of other people.
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They expect a very big
crowd out there today.
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Uh-huh. Come on, admit it.
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You two are just going out there
because it makes you feel young
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and alive again.
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Uh, no, uh, we're going out
there so that someday you can
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feel old and alive.
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Daddy,
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I want you to know that I'm
behind what you and Mommy
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are doing 100 percent.
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Well thank you, Jennifer.
I'm very happy to hear that.
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If I didn't have to supervise
the cooking I'd go with you.
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Grandma and Grandpa will be here
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and Grandma will
do all the cooking.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Grandma is an excellent cook.
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An excellent cook?
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Mom, I'm using one of last
year's biscuits as a doorstop.
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What does "Flower Power" mean?
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That was a symbol
of that twisted era.
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You know, love, flowers, peace.
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Gives me the creeps.
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Jennifer, don't listen to him!
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Flower power was another
way of telling people to put
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down their weapons
and to give each other
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flowers and love instead.
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For a while, all the girls were
wearing flowers in their hair.
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Did you, Mommy? Uh-huh,
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until your dad made me stop.
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Didn't he like flower power?
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Well, yes, but he had hay fever.
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It was a very difficult
period for him.
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Oh, they're here!
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Oh, let me take it. Why
don't you guys sit down?
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I'll put some water on for tea.
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Kate! You didn't have
to bring your own dishes!
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Those are biscuits.
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I think they came out
a little lighter this year.
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She baked them last night so,
uh, she could have more time
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for the pies today.
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Uh, Grandma, you're baking pies?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh boy. Um,
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I don't know if our
oven's working.
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Uh, Jennifer. The oven's fine.
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Mom, we're really
pleased to see you
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but we didn't expect
you here so soon.
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Well, we wanted to spend as
much time with you as possible.
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Also, our TV's broken and
Grandpa wants to see the game.
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Who do you pick
this game, Gramp?
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Aw, are you kidding?
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Uh, Notre Dame, uh, two
and a half points, it's a steal.
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All right. See, Alex?
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We would have been here
earlier, but we got held up in traffic.
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There's some kind of
dumb demonstration
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starting up downtown.
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What kind of idiots would
demonstrate on Thanksgiving?
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Just your everyday
run-of-the-mill ones.
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Actually, Dad, Steven
and I are planning on
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going to that demonstration.
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Oh, you almost
had me going there.
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Yeah, for a minute
I believed you.
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Well, it's true,
Dad, we're going.
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Aw, what's the issue this week?
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Uh, the, the Chad-Sudan,
uh, border dispute?
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Uh, more fluoride in the water!
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Uh, more fluoride
in the toothpaste!
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Nuclear disarmament.
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Oh, here we go again.
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Oh, look, Kate, they've
even got the old signs out.
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Charlie. don't get
yourself all worked up.
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You know, by going
out there, you two are
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giving aid and
comfort to the enemy.
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Yeah, the, uh, Kremlin
called us this morning
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and they specifically asked us
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to be there on time
so if you don't mind...
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Wait, aren't you two
ever going to learn?
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Uh, we're not the ones who
are escalating the arms race!
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It's the Soviets. We're
just trying to keep up.
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What it all boils down to,
Charlie, is that the innocent
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people of the world are being
held hostage by the political
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disputes between
the superpowers!
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Well, it's always
been that way, Steven!
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Yes! But we haven't always had
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weapons capable of wiping
out civilization in one fell swoop!
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Charlie, one of these
governments has got to be the
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first to start
acting rationally.
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Well, it's not gonna be us!
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Now, listen Charlie, I...
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Steven! Dad! Dad, look, look,
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this... This is Thanksgiving
Day. Let's not argue.
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Look, Steven and I'll be
gone for a couple of hours.
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Then we'll be back and we'll
have a nice meal together.
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This is a happy occasion, right?
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You're right. I'm...
I'm... I'm sorry.
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That's more like it.
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You two want to go off and
demonstrate, I guess that's
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your business. Kate,
we'll see you later.
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Kids, I want some of
that cranberry sauce
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get it ready everybody.
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Dad! Want to take any of
Grandma's biscuits with you?
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No, thank you, we've
already got some sandwiches.
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Not to eat.
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To play frisbee with.
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What's the score of the
football game, Grandpa?
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He fell asleep a
few minutes ago.
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Oh. So what's the
score of the game?
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I don't know. As
soon as he dozed off,
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I switched the channel.
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A soap opera?
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How can you watch that junk?
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It's demented. It's
depraved. Who's she?
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That's Belinda.
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Is that guy her husband?
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Which guy?
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The guy in the strapless gown.
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No, that's the plumber.
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Her husband hasn't been
around since he lost his job.
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He had a nervous breakdown,
moved to Union City,
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and now he gives sewing lessons.
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Everything's under
control in the kitchen.
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I'm keeping Grandma
away from the stove.
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Good going.
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I've got her doing
some busy work.
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You know, organizing
the potholders.
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And folding and
unfolding the paper bags.
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That's nice.
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Wha... Alex, I'm
surprised at you!
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How could you watch this stuff?
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I'm simply monitoring what
you kids are watching, Jennifer.
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I have no interest
in this trash.
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Me, neither.
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Is that plumber back again?
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Yeah.
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That's him over
there next to Belinda.
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Nice gown.
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You know, we'd better
put the game back on.
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I mean, if Grandpa wakes
up and sees us watching this,
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we're gonna be in trouble.
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Don't be silly. You
can't get in trouble
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with grandparents.
All you have to do is
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kiss them when
they come in the door,
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tell 'em you miss 'em, let
'em buy you stuff, you're okay.
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You're a sentimental guy, Alex.
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You know, sometimes I wonder
what it would be like to have
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parents like them
instead of Mom and Dad.
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You know, you can bet
they wouldn't be out at that
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demonstration today.
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Yeah, they wouldn't
kiss in front of us
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all the time like a
couple of adolescents.
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Mom would give up her career
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and all those silly
women's groups.
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You're losing me fast, Alex.
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I made some sandwiches
to tide you over 'til dinner.
249
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,341
Who wants one?
250
00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,576
Grandma, thank you.
251
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,646
Uh, but, uh, we don't
want to spoil our appetites.
252
00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:06,115
Oh, don't be silly. We
won't be eating for hours.
253
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:10,152
We know that but your
food is so, so special,
254
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,154
we don't want to rush into it.
255
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,156
Oh, you're just saying that.
256
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:17,081
No, I'm not.
257
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,532
Well, didn't take
him long to konk out.
258
00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,467
What're you kids watching?
259
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:27,336
Oh, it's uh, a documentary.
260
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,706
Is that plumber back again?
261
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,042
He just never gives up.
262
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,410
Ah, did I miss anything?
263
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,513
What's the, uh,
score of the game?
264
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,615
Uh, Charlie, can I fix
you something to eat?
265
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,172
No!
266
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:44,853
Uh, I mean, uh, no thank you.
267
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,923
I don't want to
spoil my appetite.
268
00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,358
Come on, ref! That's clipping!
269
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,859
Give me a break, here!
270
00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:53,529
And here's an instant update
on a fast-breaking story.
271
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,197
Trouble broke out
this afternoon at the
272
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,166
Blackstone Nuclear
Research Laboratory
273
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,634
That's Mom and Dad!
274
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,837
Clashed with the police.
Nobody knows exactly
275
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,538
who started it, but
it looks like a lot of
276
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:05,675
people are going to spend
this Thanksgiving in jail.
277
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:10,201
No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!
278
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,122
Uh, you're not actually going
to lock the door on us, are you?
279
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,758
Well, I was seriously
considering it.
280
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:26,762
Look, technically, I know we are
prisoners and you are the guard.
281
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,096
But is this really necessary?
282
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,932
I mean, it seems
a little excessive.
283
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,789
Humor me.
284
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,205
Uh, when can we get out on bail?
285
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,774
The judge has to set bail.
286
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,109
And if he has to come in
on Thanksgiving to do it,
287
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,379
he ain't gonna be in
a real generous mood.
288
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,614
Uh, you mean we might
have to spend the night in jail?
289
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,649
Unless the judge
goes out of town.
290
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,618
Then you'll have to
spend the weekend in jail.
291
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,855
Thanks for being so sensitive.
292
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,123
I can't believe this.
293
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,192
I've never been arrested before.
294
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,693
I don't know what to do.
295
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,828
What to say.
296
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,630
Am I dressed all right?
297
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,065
Perfectly.
298
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,801
It's as if when you
put on those clothes
299
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,535
you knew you'd end up in jail.
300
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,939
Look, I think we should
get organized here, huh?
301
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,874
We need a spokesperson.
302
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:15,778
Has anyone here ever
been arrested before?
303
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,680
I have. I have.
304
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,648
We're together.
305
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,117
Did you meet in jail?
306
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,217
No.
307
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,987
No, no, We were arrested
in Washington D.C.
308
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,522
at the big peace rally.
309
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,990
I was arrested in
Washington too.
310
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,525
Uh, for protesting the war?
311
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,815
No. For armed robbery.
312
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,799
Hey! Come on now,
give me a break.
313
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:39,234
I did my time. I'm
over with that now.
314
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,903
Sort of.
315
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,538
What do you mean, "sort of"?
316
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,940
Well, I got arrested at
the demonstration today.
317
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,642
Well, we all did.
318
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,210
I got arrested
for pickpocketing.
319
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,546
Now, all... All right,
all right, right, look.
320
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:56,986
No matter what our, uh,
different backgrounds may be,
321
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,820
uh, we are in this together.
322
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:03,492
Now, um, I think what's
obviously on everybody's mind
323
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,060
is how do we get out of here.
324
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,162
Uh, anyone have any ideas?
325
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,731
Oh. Yeah, yeah.
326
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,567
I say we tie all the sheets
together, hang them out
327
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,403
the window and go over the wall.
328
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,737
We don't have any sheets.
329
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,506
We don't have any windows.
330
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:20,809
Other than that it
was a great idea.
331
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:21,810
Mom! Dad! Are you okay?
332
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:22,978
Alex! Alex!
333
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,780
Alex! How are you? I'm fine.
334
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,781
Hi, Dad.
335
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,283
Hello, Charlie.
336
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,719
Well, this sure
brings back memories.
337
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,589
I thought I was through
bailing you guys out.
338
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,759
Nobody here wants to be
bailed out by you, Charlie.
339
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,228
I got a party of two over here!
340
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,096
How are Jennifer and Mallory?
341
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,665
Everybody's okay, Don't worry.
342
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,999
How'd you know we were here?
343
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,367
You were on the news.
344
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,769
Uh, listen, we have good news.
345
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,370
They're handing
these out to everyone
346
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,005
who was arrested
at the demonstration.
347
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,340
The judge drew it up.
348
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,742
All you have to do is sign
it and you can come home.
349
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,578
"As a condition of bail, I, the
undersigned, do hereby pledge
350
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,948
"never again to take
part in any form of protest
351
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,449
"against nuclear arms.
352
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,085
Furthermore I will sign
a public statement..."
353
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,320
That's blackmail!
354
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,622
Uh, could you pass one
of those over here, please?
355
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,390
What do you think?
356
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,893
I don't think we
should sign it, Elyse.
357
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,494
There's a principle
at stake here.
358
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,729
Hey, but wait a minute!
359
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,698
We're not talking about a
weekend in Hawaii, here,
360
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:16,798
this is jail.
361
00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,700
You're surrounded
by hardened criminals.
362
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,491
Societal misfits. Vermin!
363
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,274
Uh, no offense.
364
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,409
None taken.
365
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,479
Alex, this is illegal,
they're asking us to sign
366
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,415
away a basic constitutional
right, the right to dissent.
367
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,318
Mom! It's just a piece of paper.
They can't change how you feel.
368
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,386
Oh.
369
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,022
They can change
how I feel about myself.
370
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,492
And if I sign this paper, I have
a hunch I won't feel very good.
371
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,261
Aw, now look, you've
got other people
372
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,828
to think about
besides yourselves.
373
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:47,997
Dad, in case you've forgot,
374
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,631
they're Alex, Mallory, Jennifer.
375
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,200
I am thinking of you!
376
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,669
I want you to know your
father is a man who stands up
377
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:54,870
for what he believes.
378
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,371
Dad, I'll take your word for it.
379
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,407
I'm easy. Just come home.
380
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,911
Well, what do you think,
should we sign it or shouldn't we?
381
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,313
Well, I think it's pretty
obvious, don't you?
382
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,315
Yeah!
383
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,284
All right! Good!
384
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,841
Good-bye.
385
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,829
I'm with her!
386
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,419
Nice try.
387
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:29,560
I'm sorry Alex, I can't.
388
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,242
Mom!
389
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,410
Alex, I want to come home
more than anything in the world,
390
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,680
but I won't sign this.
391
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,415
Please try to understand.
392
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,050
If you'd rather stay here, fine.
393
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:43,385
Come on, Alex. Let's go.
394
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,354
Dad! Alex! Alex, come on.
395
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,356
Try to understand
our point here, Alex.
396
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,625
You know what's wrong
with parents today?
397
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,216
They still think they
can change the world!
398
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,823
They're back!
399
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,510
Where's Mom and Dad?
400
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,077
Why didn't you bring them home?
401
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,280
Let me tell you two
something about your parents.
402
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,381
They're stubborn.
403
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,815
They're childish.
404
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,652
They're makin' me
old before my time.
405
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:20,456
They must be okay if they
had time to fight with Alex.
406
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,924
You couldn't bail them out?
407
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,226
Why, of course we could bail
them out. They wouldn't let us.
408
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,828
So they're staying in jail.
409
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,662
I don't understand
this, why would they
410
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,231
choose to stay in jail?
411
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,966
Well, they wouldn't
sign the paper.
412
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,300
What paper?
413
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,903
Uh, it was nothing, just
an apology, that's all.
414
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,238
That's all?
415
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,074
Oh, and something about
never demonstrating again.
416
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,242
Uh, routine stuff.
417
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,410
Routine stuff!
418
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,145
Sounds more like blackmail!
419
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,479
Grandpa, I'm surprised at you.
420
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,048
Can't you control
your own daughter?
421
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,150
Nope. Never could, either.
422
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:52,154
Our parents can't control
their daughters, either.
423
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,623
I guess you have
a lot in common.
424
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:58,761
I thought it's supposed to get
easier as your kids get older.
425
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,262
I thought it was
supposed to get easier
426
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,430
as your parents got older.
427
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,098
Then why were they
out there demonstrating
428
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,768
in the first place?
Today's Thanksgiving!
429
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:10,539
It's a day for tranquility,
for... For harmony, for peace!
430
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,307
Isn't that what they
were demonstrating for?
431
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,777
What about peace and
harmony in the home?
432
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:18,047
Don't you think they'd rather
be here with us than in jail?
433
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,848
Then why aren't they here?
434
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,585
Because they very firmly
believe that nuclear arms
435
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,853
are threatening
the world's future.
436
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,389
Why don't they let other
people worry about that stuff?
437
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,924
Because they care!
438
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,626
Do they have to care in public?
439
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:34,196
They do everything
else in public.
440
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,298
Why go to jail over
something like this?
441
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,601
Nobody is insane enough to use
nuclear weapons, not when they
442
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,036
know the enemy has them too.
443
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,771
What if the people
in charge of the bomb
444
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:46,041
aren't as smart as you, Alex?
445
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,810
I still can't believe
they could do this to us.
446
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,611
I mean, how could
they be so selfish?
447
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,713
Wait a minute. What
are they doing to us?
448
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,216
They're not the ones
who are being selfish.
449
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,286
We're here in a nice house,
surrounded by people we love!
450
00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,689
They're in a jail cell, because
of something they believe in!
451
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,992
I think it takes a lot of guts
to do what they're doing.
452
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,227
Well, so do I.
453
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,762
And I'll tell you
something else.
454
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,097
I wish I'd had the guts to go
out there and demonstrate with
455
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:11,266
them today, instead of
staying here and cooking!
456
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,224
We all do, dear.
457
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,740
Now, I don't know
about the rest of you,
458
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,908
but I am going to have
Thanksgiving dinner
459
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,244
with my daughter
and my son-in-law.
460
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:26,381
I'm having dinner with her
daughter and her son-in-law too.
461
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,272
Anybody else?
462
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,164
You know, this place could
use some redecorating.
463
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:45,534
First thing I'd do is
take out those bars.
464
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,736
Yeah, it wouldn't take
much, just a few green plants.
465
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,038
Maybe a throw rug right there.
466
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,242
Some end tables.
467
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,210
Fall in for grub!
468
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,601
Why do I suspect we'll be
disappointed with this meal?
469
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,312
Come on, honey, let's go.
470
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:13,295
Don't we get something
special for Thanksgiving?
471
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,696
Yeah. This is it.
472
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,899
Yellow water, with
green stuff floating in it?
473
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,302
You're lucky. Most days
you don't get the green stuff.
474
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,038
Well, have a happy,
safe Thanksgiving.
475
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,496
That man needs to
get outdoors more often.
476
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,019
Steven, do you think
we did the right thing?
477
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:41,157
I did until they
brought us this.
478
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,926
The kids are mad at
us. And Dad's mad at us.
479
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,961
I'm not mad at you.
480
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,764
That's quite a consolation.
481
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:52,267
Anybody here interested
in a home-cooked meal?
482
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:56,404
You don't know how
wonderful it is to see you guys!
483
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:59,808
Without you two at home it
just didn't seem like a holiday.
484
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,611
Well, we haven't been exactly
whooping it up in here either!
485
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,880
I brought you this flower
for your hair, Mommy.
486
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,148
Happy Thanksgiving.
487
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,583
Oh, thank you sweetheart.
488
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,217
I missed you.
489
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,286
Not half as much
as we missed you.
490
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,955
Uh, where are the others?
491
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:17,626
Oh, well, uh, uh, oh, um,
well, it was hard to get everyone
492
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,696
in the car what with
all the food, and all.
493
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,364
They didn't want to come, huh?
494
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,899
If you're still
here at Christmas,
495
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,569
maybe Alex will drop in.
496
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,571
Well, I've got a lot of
food I cooked up here,
497
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,206
so let's get to it. Okay!
498
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,543
Uh, there's plenty for everyone
if you'd like a little taste!
499
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,878
Are you Kate? Yes.
500
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,369
No thanks.
501
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,550
Well, we can't wait.
502
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,186
I think it's so sweet
503
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,787
that you thought to
bring food down to us.
504
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:46,955
Oh, I want to give you a hug.
505
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,492
Oh, let's do it. Yeah,
come on, sweetheart.
506
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:53,061
Hey, wait a minute.
Let's do this right.
507
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,563
Come on.
508
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,999
I can't believe it!
509
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,534
You two can't even
control yourselves in prison!
510
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:00,535
Hey, you guys.
511
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:01,536
Alex.
512
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,805
Grandpa.
513
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,572
I thought you
weren't coming until
514
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,275
the cow jumped over the moon.
515
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,899
Aw, that's just a figure
of speech, Jennifer.
516
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,247
It just didn't seem
right, that's all.
517
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,083
I mean, a family's supposed
to be together for Thanksgiving.
518
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,320
Yeah, I know, we're sorry if
we spoiled your Thanksgiving.
519
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,922
No, no, I think we're the ones
who should do the apologizing.
520
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,592
There's something Grandma
said that made us realize this is
521
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,527
something you both
care very deeply about.
522
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,529
What did she say?
523
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,399
This is something you
both feel very deeply about.
524
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:33,135
You really have a way
with words, Grandma.
525
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:36,638
I just want you to know that
I respect the fact that you're
526
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:40,876
standing up for your beliefs,
even if I don't agree with them.
527
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,966
Yeah, I think that
goes for all of us.
528
00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:47,950
Yeah... Yeah, all of us.
529
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,453
I mean, I, uh, I might not, uh,
agree with everything you have
530
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,723
to say, but, what kind of an
American would I be if I didn't
531
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,358
support your right to say it?
532
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:57,426
Thank you.
533
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,294
It means a lot to us.
534
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,198
One of the happiest
days of my life.
535
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,782
Hey, that's my handkerchief.
536
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,671
Well, come on, let's eat.
537
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:10,939
Good idea!
538
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,941
Mom, how did you
get all that food in here?
539
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,043
Well, let's just say there
isn't a guard in the joint
540
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,145
who doesn't have
one of my dumplings.
541
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,380
It's a plot.
542
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:21,750
They'll all get sick
and you can escape!
543
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,653
Let's save the sweet talk
for later, and eat. I'm starving.
544
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,524
Hey, do you want me to uh,
file the bars or carve the turkey?
545
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:31,927
Or I could file the
bars with the turkey.
546
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:35,196
This is turning out to
be a great Thanksgiving.
547
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,333
Oh, we've got our health,
we've got each other,
548
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,835
we've got turkey!
What else do we need?
549
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,171
Mommy. Can I say a
Thanksgiving grace this year?
550
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,240
Of course, sweetheart.
551
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,275
Thank you, God,
for all the good things
552
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,543
that you've done this year.
553
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,512
And for keeping
us well and happy.
554
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,649
I'm really sorry about that
incident with Ron Dorffman's
555
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:58,587
lunchbox and the turtle,
but we can discuss that later.
556
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,789
Most of all, I want to thank
you for watching over Mommy
557
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,525
and Daddy today, and
not letting them be hurt.
558
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,061
They're the best
parents in the whole world
559
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,852
even if they are a
couple of jailbirds.
560
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:11,600
Amen.
561
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,002
Amen.
562
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,070
Well...
563
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:18,062
We took the sprouts out...